That’s not astarion. That’s…that’s Park Ta-Ryong, Astarion’s cousin thrice removed. He tried to be as fetch as his cousin Astarion, but eventually failed his magistrate-exam and chose to try his hands at becoming a k-pop idol.
Nowadays, while Astarion is enjoying the #spawnlife, Ta-Ryong spends his days shaking arse as the ninth member of FTB (Faerûn Tadpole Boys).
It’s hard work, sure, but it’s honest work and he generally enjoys it.
ok hear me out: Karlach and Astarion are besties. He’s a cold ass bitch (literally, skin so cold) and she’s alsmost burning hot so cuddles are extra great, he tiny, she tall, he fits so well on her lap, perfect for hugs, ALSO he loves literature and poetry and she absolutely adores hero stories so he reads her basically bedtime stories *do you guys see my vision?*
Anyway thank you for coming to my TED Talk this week has been pretty bad, so I think I needed some comfort and warm feelings <3
Pronouns: She/her They/them
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